What Has Made You Smile Today

Indeed! I may have no limbs but I’ve still got a massive organ that the queue of ladies are more than welcome to help me play!

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What’s that tiny little thing supposed to be? :smiley:

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If you put enough thought into it, it would come to you. But ok, I’ll help.

Neither this organ or the one your referring to can you play without limbs.

But, if you want to get screwed as a torso with no legs, you could fall into a swimming pool. Then you’d be screwed.

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No no, if i get a covid vaccine first, my limbs will grow back within minutes and I’ll be a whole new man. Probably a superhero tbh, these vaccines are that good.

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Question is…WHERE will they grow, on your body. :rofl:

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Everywhere! That way I’ll be completely immune to falling over when drunk!

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The truth will set you free …

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Would love to know what excuses will be used to explain this one :smiley:

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If they still have the GEO data, wouldn’t be hard (if not done already), to name who was doing what. The truer it is, the more they will try to ban it, discount it, ignore it.

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Since there was NO evidence of wide spread cheating, then “they” shouldn’t have ANY issues with the surveillance footage, right ?

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This is so true, not just for this but for a whole ton of shit going down. Obviously the Plandemic being the main one.

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Canadian trucker at the protest wakes up to find his truck had been filled with food overnight.

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Hehe, now THAT was good.

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185 mph…ohhh yeah!

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/worlds-first-electric-wingsuit-takes-flight/

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Looks like it would be an awesome experience, right up until you splat into a mountain/tree/bird/plane or just run out of electric.

I’ll pass thanks!

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