Don’t let the new’s cycle get you down…In general, we (insert country) are a kind people…this took place in Washington state, USA.
OUTSTANDING 2022 story !!!
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bmw-unveils-car-that-changes-colors/
First thing I thought of…perfect car to rob a bank with!
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/the-peculiarities-of-teeing-off-down-under/
Spectator’s on the course!
A target-rich environment looks like roast Roo for dinner
Americans may find it a bit weird.
$10000 fine for having a feather from a bald eagle (even if you didn’t know it was a bald eagle feather)
Meanwhile, in Australia check out the animals on our coat of arms they are both delicious.
You know, now that you mention it, I’ll bet Bald Eagle is delicious. Especially if cooked on a spit over an open fire. Mmmmmm. It would make sense for our government to outlaw the best tasting bird in the world.
That is just tooooooo sweet!!! I’m ready!
“Welcome to Ogre Airlines, please keep your hands and feet inside, until the ride comes to a complete stop”.
DO WANT! How many limbs and kidneys do I need to put up on ebay before I can afford one of these fun machines?
Keep your kidneys, you might need them. Once they perfect controlling it with your brain, well you might be able to fly one without arms and legs. However it will be very hard to give yourself a round of applause when you land for the first time.
I can live without slaps on my back no worries. And kidneys. Small sacrifice to get my hands on one of these flying pussy magnets! Form an orderly queue ladies, i can only work so fast with no limbs.