Vape Mail! 2018


My pleasure.


The Charons are still adrift on the sea somewhere. Man, when @mrpipes got his the next day, I really got to hoping I would have mine this week. Figures. They probably ended up on Antarctica with the Penguins of Madagascar.




Definitely went to the island of misfit toys. Some humble Bunble is using it to chip ice cubes off of a glacier right now.


Such a waste! Why couldn’t he have used a Smok?!?!?


Sorry Fizze. On the bright side based on the date it is probably at or near port waiting to be processed.


I was able to determine the name of the vessel. It’s called the SS Minnow. Not a good sign.

This is why I was hopeful. My previous FT order flew through. It died in customs for a while, but the trip prior to that was lightning,



So it wasn’t shipwrecked nor was it confiscated by a kraken. But it still sucks to wait. And I will not even begin to relax until it has reached a destination OUTSIDE of the customs pit of despair. That’s where the last shipment got stuck.


I realize I’ve made this some sort of boring saga. Like you care where my damn Charons are. Anyway, it has cleared another major hurdle; out of the ISC and onward. There is yet one more big step to take. I’ve lost gear at the St. Louis regional facility as well, so it needs to arrive at my local post office, like soon.

And really, it hasn’t been all that long yet since I ordered. I don’t know why I decided to make this a grand affair. Oh yeah, I remember It was you, @mrpipes!!! Getting yours all next day and stuff.




Fixed it for ya :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


As long as you know! :wink:


Now I’m going to report incessantly, wisenheimer.

So, this is the last stop prior to the local PO. In other words, if it isn’t here tomorrow I will be pissed. The voyage from ISC Chicago to STL was indeed quite rapid.


Just to make you feel better posted Friday waiting for me to pick up in town on Monday (this morning)

2018-07-29 08:14

2018-07-29 03:01

2018-07-28 16:31
MATRAVILLE AU, In transit, Package available for clearance

2018-07-28 16:31
MATRAVILLE AU, International shipment release - Import

2018-07-27 07:39
SINGAPORE SG, In transit

2018-07-27 04:25
GUANGZHOU CN, In transit

2018-07-27 03:41
GUANGZHOU CN, Departed FedEx location


Oh, I saw that alright. I promptly ignored it, too!! Y’all driving me to get beer and break my diet, you know.


Ha ha You asked for it :rofl:


Two more updates to go, both will be today. Riveting, I know.


Everyone will be thrilled when it arrives. I’m gonna throw a party myself. Thinkin a USPS brisket.


Love how you get in the Ogre appetite references when possible. Since this is just day 13, I won’t hold anyone’s feet to the fire as long as it arrives today. (Get it, ‘feet to the fire’? That was for you Ogester!)


rolf, You’re getting real good at this yourself. At least so far I think everybody is having fun with it. The ones I really loved were a few where people would hit like and maybe an emoji and then later ask if it was a typo. Priceless.