Hey, I figured something out last night!
What with this short memory crap, I can just tell the wife, “I forgot to stop drinking!”
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A signature I read somewhere. Thought it was cute.
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The genius in the family has been sending me texts about farts.
Today, he asked me if I knew why boys farted louder than girls.
He said, “because boys have a microphone and 2 speakers.” Apparently I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old.
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If you can avoid it, don’t get any after market vertebrae installed. Okay, maybe it IS a better idea, but it still hurts like hell! But it was either that or fusing a couple disks. Research indicates the recovery time of a manufactured disk is a lot faster than fusion.
Research also told me that fusion leads to more and more fusion since you can’t bend your back so well. Years later, you can’t bend over to put your socks on, much less wipe your ass. I shit you not! Hey, that was puny!
This evening is the first time I’ve felt up to warbling to the garage to play on my PC.
Been laying in bed, watching too much boring ass TV. I can’t really read anymore, cuz I can’t follow. Maybe a Sidney Sheldon or James Paterson but they don’t need to be read past the 1st chapter since they’re so predictable.
Ken Follet type shit! Can’t follow a Follet:(
One show I DO like is Resident Alien. Resident Alien. No, I’m not talking about folks from south of the boarder.
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