Thanks to @OldGoat , I now have a new best friend and my own personal place to rant, rave and reminisce. Sorry, @SessionDrummer , You’ll always be a close second. If anyone ever needs help on anything vape related, he’s our resident go-to-man.
See I have the badge for being respected. As what? A ramblin’, ramblin, ramblin’ (old) man. Who said that?
I have to make some rules. REPLY with your own bull shit! Mischievous is recommended. Gives me something to latch onto.
Prepare for some very long irrelevant, (hopefully) irreverent garbage.
First, lemme warn ‘ya. I started smoking at age 13 and continue. For 68 years. This caused a slight scrambling of the eggs. Extra creamy, extra cheesy a little doddering and some beggin’ strips. Early stages, the Doc said to keep the nuts active. Unfortunately high blood pressure doesn’t go well with the blue pill, so this community does just that! Keeping the noodles active. Gutter dwellers.
Still smoking way too many Swisher Sweets, but thanks to @SessionDrummer my 3rd (or 4th) batch of juice will be tested tomorrow. Very optimistic. 1st 2 or 3 were total disasters. I will continue to harass him as he is so helpful. I think I stopped the Devils lettuce in my late 50’. That too began in my teens.
While the Majority of my stories will the unadulterated truth, know that I can be slightly full of shit.
So, first story:
I was 15 years old, just before I ran away from the woman I called my egg donor. We were all kinda nerds, so we got picked on, and often times kids in the hood threw eggs at the house. Watching tv (Some reading books) we heard a whack at the porch door. My pa leapt up, opened the door hoping to catch the little snotty, and seeing no one, went out to see where the egg landed.
Seing nothing, he turned around to go back in, and saw a bat on the ground in front of the door. He picked it up to show us kids and my ma freaked out! “Gene, you throw that outside now! You know it could have Rabis!”
Dad puts it up to his cheek, rubs it, couple kisses… Ma gets outta her chair stomping towards him. Pa, 5’9" ma, 4’ll", my dad KNEW she’d kick his ass, threw it in the yard…
Later that night, ma put some shaving cream around his mouth. Wakes, me, begs me to follow, shows me pa, hands me the shot gun and says, “Remember Old Yeller the other nigh? You know what you have to do!”
Man, can you believe that shit? I mean seriously?
Well, that killed a couple hours! I don’t write. I re-write. Proof read, re-write, proof again, click reply proof again and edit.