The last doctors visit I had was a real doosy. The doc came into the waiting room and said “Well, I’ve got some bad news”.“You’re going to have to stop masturbating”.
I was like “But why doc? I don’t understand”.
He said “Because I am trying to examine you”.
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marsh8
August 24, 2020, 10:03pm
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I come into work today and things changed overnight. Masks are now mandatory hospital wide.
I had to Macgyver some ear protection. No other doctors and nurses are walking around with gauze stapled to the elastic.
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Me likey @SthrnMixer . I don’t know how he can play with itty bitty sticks like that. The fact that he’s got a double pedal, and a cymbal stacker on that kick, tells me he has problems. BUT, I like them !!!
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whthek
August 25, 2020, 9:40am
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Quite a process…The wife and I first saw something similar,but, without nearly the attention to detail, on an episode of Maine Cabin Masters.
Watch the last of this clip and tell me cats are not smart animals
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whthek
August 30, 2020, 12:10pm
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When the A/C hit’s just right!
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OMG I’m in love with that dog!!
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whthek
August 30, 2020, 9:27pm
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Looks like a Gremlin,no? LOL
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He’s sayin “Your shit would look like this too if you just smelled your way to the grocery store at 50mph”.
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whthek
August 31, 2020, 9:01pm
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This is actually my little one from a couple of years ago.
Bad hair day
Shit, why are my photos loading sideways…errr
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My Game Changer is in the mail, will smile again when it gets here Friday. Thanks again @anon96069639
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Wondering where that puts me on the ol’ waiting list. Huh @anon96069639 ?
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Would be interesting to see the list to see if we are naughty or nice.
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whthek
August 31, 2020, 10:35pm
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Smilin’ right along widge ya, David!
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Technology sucks @whthek , I got your back…
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whthek
August 31, 2020, 11:29pm
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He’s pretty fly for a white guy.
https://youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8
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What has made me smile today… very simple.
All of my friends here.
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