Corrupt-a-Wish

General The Pub
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Well, while reading and interacting with another thread, it dawned on me that I didn’t remember seeing this kind of thread here. And being it was one that I frequently enjoy, I figure I’d give an example here (for those who reside under a rock) and then kick things off! Especially given that I know we have some seriously funny folks in the ranks!

example:

<now, someone else would “grant the wish”… But in corrupted form>

Granted, but MikeVapes is going to fuck it all up by having MTL airflow!! (The Wotofo Recurve)

My wish:

I wish Smoant would make a regulated squonker!

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Granted, but it will be delivered to your house by Rip Trippers and he will move in with you.

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I wish my tanks and driptips had the ability to self-clean.

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Granted, however my cat self cleanses and he’s still a dirty asshole…

I wish…

You didn’t have to charge your batteries.

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Granted, they will be eternally empty :battery:

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I wish the manufacturers would learn from their mistakes and listen more to the community, right now they are just pushing out any old shit to flood the market and make money.

Sure, some of the community is teaming up and trying to make something better but even then they seem to fail a lot of the time.

We need a Steampugs / VapingCommunity - mod / tank / RDA / Squonker…

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Daaaaaamn.
You’re good at this.
Way to crush a guy’s dream! :laughing:

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Granted. But shipping services worldwide simultaneously go out of business.

(donating the next wish to another member)

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I wish someone made a good blue raspberry…

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Granted, but it ruins the build after 2ml.

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At this point I would be ok with that, as long as it tastes like the syrup from a blue slushie lol

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That’s not a bad thought. I mis-corrupted you!

Someone else destroy his dream, eh? I giveth; I guess I can’t taketh away very well.

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Granted, but you will be allergic to it.

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It looks like I have the opposite problem, I can taketh away pretty good but I can’t come up with any bloody wish of my own :face_with_head_bandage: :face_with_thermometer:

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Try wishing for a wish to wish :yum:

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Not in this topic :scream:

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I’m gonna keep coming up with wishes for @Jose to corrupt lol…I wish someone made a 3 battery dna 250c squonk mod

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Granted, but they are AAA.

That any better?

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Granted, but it only works after it’s held upside down for 30 minutes! =P

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