What Has Made You Smile Today

Just dive in , YOLO

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Ok, I’ve dived in, gave it a thumbs up but it deserves more than just one!

I’ll leave a comment on the recipe tomorrow. I’ve tried a few of your recipes now, this is my favourite!
You have destroyed Lemon Pound Cake for me :rofl: It will take a lot to better this mix.
Especially like the BB part, not the biggest fan of most BB, sits in the mix perfectly.
I added sweetener, mainly because I don’t mix lemon without it now.
Awesome job :tada: :medal_sports: :tada:

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Oh nice. Thanks very much ,that means ALOT coming from someone like you.

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Is that your wife leaning over you? :rofl: Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

This girl made me smile.

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Last week, a good friend from up north, flew down to Florida to stay with family. He ship’s, and stores his Harley there during the cold winter months of New England. I drove 2hrs. to his place, picked up my Harley rental, and we rode for the day…putting on nearly 200mi. Was a great time, as I haven’t had my own for several years(hoping to remedy that). As they say, it was just like ice skating, ya never forget how!

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Outstanding @whthek. THAT, is how you do it !!!

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Did you grab his shoulders or wrap your arms around his torso?

Jokes, nice bike :smiley:

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Staying on topic here, this made me smile. There are still some good people around.

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And a dam nice ride to do it on Dont buy one just rent and ride it like ya stole it

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I hear what you’re saying, but it’s quite a bit of money for a day’s ride, Lee.

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This was both shocking, and entertaining. I was actually very surprised.

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Heir RBA, 2 Atmizoo Boros and a Daywon Frosted cap on the way

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Isn’t it beautiful how life and death intertwine?

I will have to watch that first. I agree with the start. People use their telephone way too much.
I put mine in a sleeve that blocks the signal. Nothing comes through. I can read my book in peace.

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Wow, I’ll say! Surprising Fox let’s him freelance

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I have another mail.
Caught again! I should be more careful.

Greetings!

I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing. After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.

Here is the sequence of events:

Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account a.lias0@live.nl.

One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike “Beacon” on the Operating Systems of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. :).

This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone, video camera, and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos, documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list.

My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based) and hence remains invisible for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter.

While gathering information about you, i have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure. Well, i have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.

I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed all data).
General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a heavy fine or arrest.
I guess you don’t want that to happen.

Let’s settle it this way:

You transfer $791 USD to me and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I keep my word.

That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you don’t know how to purchase and transfer Bitcoin - you can use any modern search engine.

You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:
bc1q4mcucqvaelhr8r0s4zkkq20s95k0d6zptcuj4h

(The price is not negotiable).
You have 2 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.

Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server).
Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.

This is an APT Hacking Group. Don’t be mad at me, everyone has their own work.
I will monitor your every move until I get paid.
If you keep your end of the agreement, you won’t hear from me ever again.

Everything will be done fairly!
One more thing. Don’t get caught in similar kinds of situations anymore in the future!
My advice: keep changing all your passwords frequently.

I must say I really like the advice at the end. A caring person.

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Can anyone lend me some money? You don’t really want to see what I am up to.

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@Jose I told you that darn interweb pr0n was going to catch up with you. Do they take installments ?

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I know, I should have listened to you. Especially after what happened to you when you got caught and refused to pay up.
The images are still hounding me today.

As for instalments, fat chance.
I’m afraid I will have to turn some tricks. What would be the point of a webcam and microphone if you don’t take full advantage of it :smiling_imp:

I decided to mail back.

Greetings to you too!

It looks like you caught me red-handed. Unfortunately I don’t have that kind of cash to throw around.
I will have to contact some friends first.

Would you take instalments?
Oh, before I forget, thanks for your advice.
I promise to be more careful in the future.

Undeliverable :frowning_face:

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Thanks @Grubby.

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