Then you are the joyous burdened black sheep. I call my brother the white sheep of the family as he is so normal and only shares the familial capacity to walk off a car hitting you while having a walk: He went headfirst through the windscreen and asked the driver if they were alright.
4 Likes
PM me your address… I’d be happy to send you my extra
2 Likes
That’s what everybody says, I never got zip. I think I’m going to have the fat removed from my lips and have it put into my ass. That way I might sit a little more comfortably.
4 Likes
Bombay…Dry…Dirty 
3 Likes
If I have to go to a bar etc (it does take a lot to get me around so many idiots), a London Haze is my answer, if they demand cocktails).
A 50/50 of Bombay and Pernod with muddled mint classes as a vain attempt to mollify myself around fools. The glass size gives away how annoying the group is.
3 Likes
Having a break to enjoy a traditional family Christmas snack: cold smoked wild Scottish salmon on homemade cream cheese with raw spring onions and black pepper (the only time I allow bits in cheese) all on an oven toasted onion bagel.
Oh, and served with prosecco and hand smashed mandarins and clementines left to infuse with thinly sliced wild ginger for 48 hours.
A simple tradition I stick to.
4 Likes
She looks elegant, particularly her whiskers - which show a completive air and deep wisdom.
1 Like
My mom or my cat? Haha, well my cat is a brilliant critter man, really lucked out on getting him.
The gears are always going with him and there is not a door or drawer he can’t open.
2 Likes
I have been reluctant to get another main cat. The infamous Rueben was a god amongst pitiful creatures. I think I’ve already detailed his epic tale on ELR.
1 Like
That’s a good name and honestly a sandwich I haven’t had in awhile.
2 Likes
He had the skill to hide in a sandwich and leap out holding the backends of a few mink.
He singlehandedly corrected the ALF’S idiotic release plan by killing all the mink they set free.
1 Like
Slowly restoring the edges to my kitchen blades - The swords are with masters at polishing: £300 every few years ensures that all tactical is ready, whereas i grind the functional.
2 Likes
That’s nice, never seen a semi-serated knife before.
2 Likes
That’s due to the damage, so thought I’d better lean into it.
1 Like
Being issued with a new hat. It may strike fear in the eyes of those who know me well but, brings me joy:
2 Likes
3 Likes