New Comers - Introductions

Y’all musht be shome of thoshe young whipper shnapersh my pa warned me about. Shorry about the shlip of the tongue. Can’t find my denshures.

Welcome aboard, mate!

Hadda google this Grimm Reaper, feller. Oh, wait. Green. My bad, always looking over my shoulder.

You gotta post a lot, dude! That’s what helps these sites get found.

Actually, it gives me something to latch onto. Something to reply to. Hell, something to do! You see, regardless of what others think of me, I know damn well I’m funny!

This is the best place to be that I have found when it comes to vaping. They have an awesome DIY calculator, tons of product reviews, and the people here have personalities. Unlike every doctor I’ve met except for my psychiatrist.

We have some of the heaviest hitters in the written vape review industry. The folks here are amazingly helpful! How many sites have you been to where a question is mocked? Even the dumbest questions ever asked (like mine) are treated with dignity and respect. I was having some serious issues with the calculator’s nicotine settings. Every time I changed anything to do with nicotine, I was told there was something wrong with my VG PG ratio.

A feller what goes by @SessionDrummer, grabbed me by the ear, took me behind the woodshed and beat it into me. I have been working on a decent juice since early January. I have had a lot of help from these folks, but this classic antique is still struggling. I like candy. Like 3 Musketeers, whoppers and toffee ice cream. Apparently, the stuff I make needs to sleep for a good three months. I keep cutting down on the nicotine which is still always too harsh. I have some 15 bottles brewing now ranging from 6 milligrams, 4, 3…etc. And my latest 3 bottles are 0%. If that is what it takes I will use the patch as well.

Recently, these folks have looked at my recipes and offered suggestions. Apparently you can’t just say, “this looks good, that looks good and these look like they would taste good together.”

But best of all, you can drop four letter words here and tell slightly dirty jokes. Even I have not been kicked off yet.

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Oh, it’s a race, is it? Dude, I’m only 3’26", (That doesn’t work with metrics) the only race I ever won was against my mama when she chased me for puking up her nasty ass acorn squash.

And if you’re in the UK, you have a home court advantage.

I should get a handicap. I sleep at least 12 hours a day, too.

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As a cat lover, I respect that.

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Thank you very much @PaulyWalnuts.

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I tried to show some affection to our cat one time. I have more scars on my right forearm than hair.

The other one sleeps between my legs at night. It’s hard to roll over with a 13 pound ships anchor between you knees.

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What? What’d I do? Now?

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:slight_smile:

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Just received a shipment from @YTOO, and will be sorting it out shortly ….

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That’s some nice packaging. When I get juice from Bull City Flavors I get zip-lock bags. I don’t mind, but that seems like a lot of money!

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I am very happy to join the vaping community and hope to meet more friends who love e-cigarettes!

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@whthek You’re giving me the honor? You’re not as bad as I’ve heard!

Top of the afternoon to, ya, CBD!!! Welcome aboard! Gotta warn 'ya 'bout this crowd!

I spend my days googling the dumbest DIY vape questions ever asked, and I’ve asked them all!

And these ID10T’s HELP! You got questions, you’ve come to the right place. Ask me any thing, I’m a Know-it-all! Watch out for Dman, @SessionDrummer , he has special moderator rights to delete my answers 'cuz he knows I’ll show him up.

Lemme warn 'ya from the git, go… I’m the resident Classic Antique Pompous Ass what got a Doctorate from a University of ass-holes, who is more full of shit than a fresh fed fly! And PROUD of it!

I could go on… Just ask anyone, but I’m trying not to make it all about me. Now. This is your place to tell us all about you!

Did Jo mamma have a beard? Daddy get shot from a cannon? These are need to know!

There’s a place to tell us when you quit smoking, how you got into vaping… What flavors you like, (Giggle cabbage doesn’t count).

What gear do you use? Are you looking to make your own? Presumably?

@cloudycaptain and @Grubby are pretty good guys. They haven’t kicked me off yet, so you should be fine. Brian @whthek is 'Okay" but he thinks I gave him a virus.

Then there’s a guy I call EGO goes by @OldGoat but he’s too busy getting ready for the World Vape Show in South Africa to spend time with us low lives.

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Hey, what keywords did you use in google to find this site. @OldGoat and I setup a new forum, but of course it takes FOREVER for people to stumble across the site.

If you could tell me how you found this site we can make sure those keywords are used on our site so search engines can help you find us.

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Hello thank for the join new to all of this can’t wait to start mixing scared but excited lol

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Welcome to VC, @Craig44883 :waving_hand:

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Welcome to the VC @Craig44883.

Top of the afternoon, @Craig44883 !

Only thing to be afraid of, is the nicotine. Spill it and scream. Wear appropriate protective gear and don’t smoke near it!

Oh, and any partners. What I’m MOST afraid of, is telling my wife I need more flavors. “What’s that going to cost?!”

You won’t find any better know-it-all’s, anywhere. You want the REAL scoop, ask ME for advice. I love entertaining myself at another’s expense!

Takes time to learn, so don’t get frustrated.

I had a hell of a time with the recipe maker, but @SessionDrummer is a great teacher!

Lot’s of fun topics, here. What’s made you smile, what do you hate, show us your vapor pets… Just check out “The pub.”

Don’t be afraid to ask questions! The weirder the better.

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Thank you very much @PaulyWalnuts.

And @Craig44883, pauly’s right …….

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Of course, I’m right. I was only wrong once. When I thought I was, but I wasn’t.

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Welcome! We LOVE discounts!!!

Contact @cloudycaptain He’ll hook you up.

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Welcome to VC, @Ultimate-Juice :waving_hand:

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