Happy birthday, young fella!! 
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Happy birthday Pugs and I do hope you get some friends over
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Now that you are officially older than dirt you could perhaps put your autographed copy of the bible on ebay for some extra funds.
Happy day of first breath brother.
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Happy birthday fella have a good one 
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Happy Birthday young fella, may you have many more. 
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Happy Birthday! May you live to see your 120’th (traditional Israeli birthday greeting)
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Happy birthday Sir Puggington!
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Happy Birthday Brother Pug!!
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Holy crap I can’t believe I missed this! Happy late birthday!!!
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You’re not the only one. The Birthday Boy himself has dissed us!!
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Well…if someone would of fucking tagged me in it I might of actually seen it! 
HOW FUCKING RUDE AM I??
Thanks fellas 
I love you all more than is deemed appropriate and in most countries…is probably illegal. 
you know how I like to make a late entrance looking all fabulous n shit…ever the drama queen 
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Well, I certainly hope you got tagged on your special day. Hope you had a good one my Puggly-Wuggly pal.
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I got tugged…is that the same thing…??
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In this Yankee vernacular (and maybe more specifically Midwestern, or even Missouri, or even East Central Missouri), it means you had sex. Getting tugged implies there was not a partner needed or present.
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Oh I had a wank…
Not sure what you’re talking about, filthy man…
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That would indicate that you consumed a sandwich. Mustard optional.
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