A huge happy birthday to our very own Mr @Mjag who turns the ripe old age of…well…who gives a shit, he’s a month older than me which is all I care about…
I can’t believe he’s actually still alive, there’s planets younger than him, surely it’s some kind or record for a living human being…etc…etc…
Have a fabulous day Mike…because let’s face it…it’s all pretty much downhill from here…
Happy birthday @Mjag and you cannot convince me to buy your autographed copy of the bible or you first edition sample of dirt - I will not be enabled.
Cheers mate I hope you have an awesome day
Happy Birthday Mike, have a great day mate.
Console yourself with the fact that you are younger than I am. 
If it’s the Cockney version I might 
Happy birthday to you @Mjag and you’re younger than me too
Happy birthday 
have a good one
Happy birthday my human brother!!! Congrats for making it this long!!
Ahhhh, another anniversary of my 29th birthday…that’s a hell of a lot of anniversaries
I still remember as a baby, in the manger next to Jesus, that dude stole all my thunder. I am not getting older, I am steeping like a crusty…errrrr, I mean delicious custard 
Thank you all, I may be getting older but…ah shit, I forgot what I was gonna say…fuck, getting old sucks 
Except for all that damned oxidation…
I have been known to give some throat hit
Im fairly certain her eats a lot of spicy food…
That’s all I’m sayin…
Walked into the bathroom to see my first birthday present…it is so glorious 
My legs are gonna be soooooooo numb, gonna have to Marine crawl out of the bathroom…YES!
I sent you a birthday present. Metamucil, Tums, Depends and a giant magnifying glass. Happy Birthday man! 
Bingo at the senior center starts at 5:00.
I hope it’s the Speedo Depends version, still gotta keep it sexy
Thanks brother
Get him the orange flavour and make sure the Depends are sturdy. The stuff turns your ass into a rocket launcher 
