get a cold one in ya and relax, let’s go swimming with the crocs in the billabong
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I’ve ran out of PG and VG
After replenishing the Lone man’s supplies, and swimming with bloody crocs, @SthrnMixer notices someone is missing and asks “Hey, have you guys seen”…
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…where I put my teeth? They were in my shirt pocket last I remember. Now I can’t even eat…
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…my famous pickled squirrel nut and pigs feet soufflé.
Shocked that @SthrnMixer was more worried about his pickled squirrel nut and pigs feet soufflé than finding the missing member of the group, @Grubby hopped on his trusty Barbie® tricycle and peddled off wearing nothing but a purple and pink polka-dotted thong to go find…
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… @steampugs to help him look more fabulous.
Beauty tips and purple and pink polka-dotted thongs were more in steampug’s wheelhouse and were a special order that was passed on with every purchase of …
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his favorite fruity aromatic fragrance for men - Ladyboy.
But @Steampugs only wore it to gain affectionate glances from his favorite bo…
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@Grubby although he didn’t return the affection and, @woftam would watch for the sidelines wondering how to get that kind of attention from @Steampugs.
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The gang all back together now, they hop in the Vapin’ n Shaggin’ Wagon and head off on their next adventure. “Where to?” says @SessionDrummer. @woftam pondered for a minute and said “Hey, lets go see if the new Steam Crave stuff has arrived”.
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@SessionDrummer does a wicked J-turn just like his favorite stuntcar driver, Harry Dikensider, and throttles away towards…
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The nearest SteamCrave store, and picks up a brand, new …
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Girlfriend and tells her she looks much better than the old ball and chain.
Can’t go around showing my new gear off with that one he says.
All we have to do now is drive back home and tell the old one she’s…
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…finally free to be with a real man.
After @SessionDrummer delivers the news to his 2" tall girlfriend, little Peter Criss jumps out of his pocket and shouts “Call me Doctor Love baby!” and they run off to…
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… every so often his wife would find him wearing his human skin suit and prancing around with flowers in his hair until the day that …
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…FBI agent Clevage Starving showed up and ruined his little party.
Little Peter and @SessionDrummer’s ex-girlfriend, Ivanna Humpalot, go into the building labeled “The Stabbin’ Cabin” and find…
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An elevator that leads to.
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…a film studio filled with 60+ year old, out of work porn stars, and a pile of used prophylactics made out of nitrile glove fingers.
In the corner of the dimly lit room little Peter spots a Barbie® Dream House where he and Ivanna Humpalot…
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noticed it was a 1962 version and thought that it must be worth a fortune, but looking closely inside the bedroom…
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…Lil Peter Criss finds a home for his new bride.
Just then, @dmcst42 shouted from the elevator…
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