… damn it, man, you come in riding that capybara like you own the joint. I have the most fabulous butt in the history of the world don’t try and skip in front of the line or I will be forced to prove it. Everyone ran for cover expecting @Steampugs to bare all when all he really wanted to do was…
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…pull @woftams pants down, exposing the rump of a true Aussie bushman.
Just then, @anon72991949 ran up and mooned the crowd and asked “is this good enough?”, to which @Steampugs replied…
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… damn dude, have you ever considered waxing ?
He then himself shot the moon exposing the…
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rust covered bait and tackle he so often bragged about. Suddenly, one of the wankers from next door bolted in, wearing nothing but a sombrero, and started humping…
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The Fire Hydrant while the work crew was busy shutting it off. Meanwhile everybody wearing a sombraro started a Mariachi band and named it “Hydrant Humpers”. That is when we realized @Dan_the_Man ran away with his dolls to start his own band called…
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…“The Dingling Dingleberries”.
They planned to do covers from 2Live Crew, Gucci Crew, and…
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Britney Spears’s early catalogue, complete with dance routines. @TheTinMan was rocking out to the tunes from the Hydrant Humpers, when…
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…@SthrnMixer cut their celebration short because he was all out of sombreros.
So they all pile into the van and as they drive away the gas station @SessionDrummer played demolition derby with explodes in a fiery mushroom cloud. They all laugh as the fuzz give chase, then head for…
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The last place that anyone would think to go whilst being chased by the po po… the cop shop. As they screeched to a halt outside the station and all pile out, the rozzers pull up and stare in a state of bewilderment when @WickedFog pulls out his …
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…fpv RC truck pulling a trailer full of donuts and takes the cops on a mad dash through the park chasing after it.
@KittyForman and @marsh8 head into the station and get on the dispatch headset and…
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report to their donut eating brothers and sisters that a catastrophe as arisen. There are none left for breakfast now we must seek revenge, arm yourselves with…
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all the spatulas and Cheez Wiz you can find, @WickedFog declared. @marsh8 stared blankly, trying to work out what in the Waltzing Matilda Cheez Wiz is and what he was going to do with…
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…all the Vegemite and puff pastries he had been stockpiling due to the Covid-19 pandemic.
Suddenly it dawned on him. Vegemite and Cheez Wiz pastry snacks!
He whipped up a batch and passed them around and everyone…
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saw the Tim Tams and Milo he was hiding down below, but don’t worry he said you’ll need them for later there’s only 4000km to home, you need to watch out for…
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@Steampugs said “I ain’t a skeered of those rodents… cause I’m a guy on a Buffalo”.
Just then an animal rights activist pulled up in his Hummer and asked…
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@MrMattUK replied back…
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" sorry fella I’ve only got English mustard, if that’s any good to you? It goes dead wicked with red meat!"
The animal rights activist gave him a disgusted look and peeled off in the hummer plowing into a crocodile that had strayed into the road. The activist was mortified that he’d harmed the poor defenseless croc and…
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he immediately began emergency croc cardiac pulmonary resuscitation, or CCPR for short. After his first round of compressions, and while waiting for @SthrnMixer to return with an AED, the activist…
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scooted his Saddle Oxfords on a brand new Berber carpet, and once an adequate amount of static electricity was formed - sufficient to de fibrillate a Sliverback Gorilla - accidentally touched his charged hands to…
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…@RedForman’s nuts, with a fiery blast of light and the smell of singed Jergens lotion. @SessionDrummer applied a cold, damp washcloth, and gently…
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