Pick them up in the DougMobile
On the way back to the forum they all ate keto and rice, it was then that they all started…
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…thinking “wait a minute, you can’t eat keto”, because that would be like eating Jenny Craig.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, this huge asteroid fell ftom the sky, crashing into an adult book store on the outskirts of town that…
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Scattered all the insides all over the land and @woftam asked himself: “what are those double stacked mechanical mod with extension tube doing there?” The answer was easy…
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…those weren’t double stacked mechanical mods, they were… “Eww! Take that out of your mouth!” @Dan_the_Man screamed.
…@woftam looked up from his adult toy vaping attempts at first with a confused look on his face, followed by extreme vomiting and gagging as he…
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while vomiting he noticed hidden in the grass a green tin can he knew very well, he couldn’t believe it’s a beer, it’s Australian, it’s the famous VB, known as “Vomit Bomb” he picked it up, opened it and…
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…decided to skip a couple steps and just poured it on the ground.
@TheTinMan runs up and laps up the last few drops before the beer hit the outback, then stood up and howled at moon while…
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@anon72991949 stared at @TheTinMan bloody claws, his was a blood-congealing howl, he suddenly turn towards him…
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…and said “alright @anon72991949, sorry about that beer always brings out the beast in me.” The both laughed and headed down to the … .
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…mini mart to grab some toilet paper, cheese snacks, and coffee stirrers, for a little skirmish they had planned later that night.
@anon72991949 said to @TheTinMan “I understand what the toilet paper is for… but what are we doing with the cheese sticks and coffee stirrers”? TheTinMan replied…
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does cartwheels in the back yard… Turns on the sprinkler for @anon72991949 to get …
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You can’t live on just the 4 food groups,
Tonight it’s Cheese Fondue! Just as soon as @WickedFog and @SmokyBlue get here with the…
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…her bottle cap collection,
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Along with some Sam Adams,
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Let’s not forget the Tiramisu cake that @Iv3shf is bringing to the party
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But all hells gonna break loose when @SthrnMixer shows up with his collection of…
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OMG… you soo busted me… How in the heck did you know???
Fresh crack, kicks back with a long tall cold one, while @SthrnMixer does his thing… 
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…with his Sombrero Collection,
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Just then @WickedFog realized what the toilet paper was for and begged @SessionDrummer to …
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NOT use it for the recently acquired Freebase Coke. Remember what happened to Richard Pryor ?? NEVER use the TP on the FBase. After NARROWLY avoiding what WOULD have been a fiery mishap, the subject OF Fire Safety came up. Apparently SOMEONE forgot to tell @anon72991949 who accidentally had two gas cans IN the Scooby Doo Van, WITH the gas grill. Now on any typical day, “What could go wrong, … right ?”, well today, was NO ordinary day, because before they got to the first rest stop, …
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Rocky realized he forgot to FILL the gas cans and abruptly pulled the van into the nearest Gas Station,
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Just as @SessionDrummer was pulling in with his Nissan, or was it a toiletodor?
AnyWho thank goodness @Dan_the_Man showed up on scene just as @WickedFog was putting…
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… @SessionDrummer in timeout for denting the van.
@SthrnMixer was as high as an Osterich in a hot air balloon and decided to give his entire sombrero collection to passers by, while peddling around on a tricycle he acquired from a…
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hobo that he met from his years of ‘riding the rails.’ While peddling in circles and handing out sombreros, he was also juggling @Dan_the_Man’s Cupie Dolls one handed and twirling a jump rope as @Steampugs…
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