They need an “As seen in New Orleans” bubble in there… 
I hear there was a bit of a quake in Cal I hope everyone is ok - I remember the last quake that was near me I think there was some property damage maybe in the vicinity of $4.32. Despite the devastation we soldiered on.
After that day we had earthquake detection kits installed for piece of mind.
OMG! Bwahahaha!
Shaken. Not stirred.
/007
Can someone please make a juice called “Continental Airport” in honour of Trump’s 4th of July speech
Dearest Mrs Washington
We missed our flight. I was stopped by TSA when they found a musket in my carry-on bag. Sorry my lady I’ll be taking a boat next time.
I’m waiting at the Cinnabon now.
Love, Georgey
I found this so I sent it to a mate and told him I have planned his whole uk trip for him and he could thank me later.
I’ve been to Fingringhoe… 
TBH @Grubby I think we have all been there at least once
Just a friendly reminder before heading to Fingringhoe…
I heard Shitterton smells 
She has to be from Cockermouth!
