, me too. Or I seem to double post a joke! That joke wasn’t towards you, I just thought it was funny…
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First thought (before it fully processed) was “ermm, aren’t all pogo sticks kick start?”
I’m still missing ‘the funny’ in the idea of a kick start ego (no offense), but I’m laughing my ass off at my own mental fuckup (even if only for a flash of a second)… 
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You never heard the joke? That’s older than your Grandmother’s kick-start vibrator. It’s a classic 
No?
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Naaaaah, I’ve heard “older than” jokes before.
Just that… Oh never mind =P lol
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@Lolly, You mean to tell me, pip pip cheerio isn’t in the UK’s daily vocabulary. Rosetta Stone, is a lying whore.
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How about “Ello Guvnah”! I hope that’s in. And something about bangers and mash. Don’t crush my perceptions, petal!
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Bangers and mash is used 
You’ve watched too many episodes of Porridge or Oliver Twist 
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Fawlty Towers, actually! Awesome show.
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Didn’t have much access to British shows when I was a kid, but we did have Monty Python (thank goodness), Fawlty Towers, Benny Hill (grew up a couple times watching that show, ha), and Dr. Who. Fond memories of them all.
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Not sure which part I love more, the actual phrase:
Or the fact that it came from:
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That moment when you realise that a photograph taken from underneath your chin actually looks like the back of Sloth from the Goonies head…
(once you’ve seen it…)
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Good Lord! I thought she’d clocked you with a frying pan! LMFAO
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Funny but true. Every month when welfare checks are issued there will be calls that evening from baby daddies who went to collect their share from baby momma and got clocked. Usually comes across the scanner as “sitting on the stoup bleeding from the head”.
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