I had already ordered 9 bulbs of garlic, though ASDA has assumed that my name is Robert Neville and decided to send 30 of them.
For the youngsters who don’t know who Robert Neville is (Today, I noted that there are people old enough to watch Saw X who were not alive for the original movie) - here’s the best reading of the novella:
and the last one too:
LOL very nice @Timwis.
That would be the little remembered Mr. Descent Stage with his camera fitted to him.
Chris Chan has aged badly from his time in jail.
Yeah but that spoils the joke!
True. I may call upon your approach to things when I edit a Punch and Judy show (So Will Smith and Marjorie Taylor Greene puppets going through Young Earth, Flat Earth, Left Behind Eschatology and other points of folly). For any member who believes in such things, you can PM me to go through all at length and at the end - I will offer and deliver communion to you for becoming a human being. I think my status as a Methodist Preacher may be restored before ending my lesson to those in need of humanity and logic.
Well, I still dislike that pillock as it took 5 years to prove that the land beyond my back garden was legally mine through illegally claiming it through adverse possession (a fun legal trick where you maintain land for many years and then you can register it as your property - it is much harder to do now after a notification change to the law and most land being registered online).
It ended with when conceding that it was mine and that I also owned my neighbours garden. Obviously the title to his garden was transferred to him for a peppercorn (the legal minimum in the UK to bind a contract).
I am surprised that the Daily Sport is still going. It was just tits and adds when I was a nipper. Luckily it was the easiest way to get porn before the internet kicked off and all rapidly devolved to the level of Sonic the Hedgehog hentai on Deviantart in short order.
One point I missed: the sharing library of porn in wooded areas was the other main source of gentleman’s special interest media at that time.
Would never buy it myself along with any other newspaper but even if that’s made up it’s hilarious!
This guy obviously has never caught his foreskin in a zipper, this is where Americans have an advantage over Brits as they have the more humane option of being shot rather than the unzipping process which I can’t believe is less painful than childbirth! 
Well, I haven’t bought a paper in decades, along with not watching TV: it helps to keep me sedate and jolly when events could effect my mental nasties.
