Streeettched Lamborghini Aventador Limosine, driven by Angelina Jolie, pulls up, just as the valet service moves to open the door and user them inside… Schawing!
They hop in and Angelina…
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…rips off her shirt, exposing her “know your rights” tattoo,
The pair pull out a Ouija board and begin to …
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ask it which of Angelina’s body parts they can grab and not get slapped.
@SthrnMixer says hell with the Ouija board and…
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…begins stirring the cauldron filled with a potion crafted to…
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…make Angelina run away with him, but she ran away with @RedForman instead.
This was a typical failed result for @SthrnMixer’s potions, that usually end up with someone…
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…wanting to suck on a Leaf Blower,
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Meanwhile that left @WickedFog holding the…
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…keys to the Lambo Limo, so he started it up and headed out to Wabash Avenue to do a little cruisin and picking up a party.
He gathered up @SmokyBlue, @anon72991949, @SessionDrummer, and a few others and…
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is NOT how you’re supposed to tap a keg, and he was stuck. He wriggled over to his laptop and managed to key out a message on the forum. The message read…
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…can anyone get me a Gallon of VG ASAP !
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In desperation He wiggled over to the freezer and proceeded to…
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…pray someone was bringing the VG, and some Fabreeze, because… P… U.
As @WickedFog searched for frozen peas, he tried to remember the Viagra support hotline and…
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… 4 hours later, keg in tow, @SessionDrummer drove him to the hospital in the Lambo, when a cute nurse named …
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…Alotta Fagina
checked them into the ER, tossed the frozen peas, and gave @WickedFog the “special” needle, which remedied at least ONE issue. All appeared to be going right, RIGHT up until the ER elevator doors opened, and …
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…there stood @SessionDrummer’s ex-girlfriend, Ivanna Humpalot, who had been busy the last couple days working things out with SessionDrummer through various SnapChat photos, exposé’s, and videos, mostly from SessionDrummer’s private collection.
She came to say she left little Peter, but what she saw was SessionDrummer with Alotta drool running down his face as he watched…
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… @dmcst42 AKA “Dr. Doug” came in with @WickedFog’s steaming testosterone test results,
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Nobody, even @SessionDrummer could believe that …
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that dmcst42 had testosterone at all!!! Heck, even @RedForman and @WickedFog thought he’d grown…
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too fond of @woftam, and his coy gestures he made to @Steampugs.
Test results in hand, along with something else he was trying to finish in his other hand…
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Woftam made one more coy gesture to @Steampugs 
which he misunderstood as a come-on and a comment of how fabulous he was when it was infact …
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…an invitation from the Queen
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It was then that @Steampugs realized that…
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he had left home without his prized Wilson Phillips CD and patent leather platform Mary Jane pumps. Just then, @Steampugs reached into his Dora the Explorer backpack and revealed…
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