Damn, just dash all my hopes and dreams why don’t ya!
Air Mattress
I can relate to this, I have been home schooling my 10 year old grandson in Sydney via Skype for the past 3 months, and at times it’s enough to drive me to drink 
Call me old fashioned, but when I was growing up, my ‘tracking chip’ was my mom and dad! Discussion’s about smoking, using condom’s, drinking alcohol, etc. were had at the kitchen table. As well intentioned as this technology may sound, my feeling is that whenever you cede any portion of your privacy, your not likely to get it back.
Pooch weaponize’s his ball toy’s 
I want that dog!
Haha! Lol! Wow. This one is bad…
Think I need a new set of tyres…these are worn out. 
Icing ankles before work not a good sign.
Late/early here I come 
OK…I’ve supplied two. Can you think of a funny line, after watching this video?
If the van’s a-rockin’…don’t come knockin’… 
Umm, ma’am, your welcome to come in and check the ‘package’ yourself 
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/amazon-driver-fired-for-some-down-low-action-in-his-van/
