Dickens Cider Can
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Trucker calls sex hotline
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Here are my Chevy’s…Trip down memory lane…from teenage yrs. Ran Bracket racing with my Chevelle.
Of course,as I aged, I began to see the error of my ways and switched over to Ford products… 
The MPH’s were off on these tickets because I nailed the brakes right before the finish line. I must of been ahead of my opponent and didn’t want to chance going quicker than the ET I had written on my windshield.Best run with the car was 14.5sec @ 94mph.
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That’s cool!
I always wanted to race but never got involved in it. Closest I ever came was outrunning the Sheriff’s Deputy in my home town in VA one night. I was driving a 1976 Triumph TR7. The road from town to my house was 6.2 miles from the point where he came behind me with the lights going. I was drunk AF. And at 19 yrs old with a DUI on my record from age 16, I didn’t want another. So what the hell…let’s see if he can catch me.
I took off. Late at night, very rural area. And there were 4 hard curves between town and the house…like safe speed 40mph ones. For the uninitiated, the TR7 would stick to the road like glue in turns. I had Goodyear Eagle tires on it which helped even more. When I got to the house, I drove across the front yard, around the house to the back. Walked in and through the house to the front door, just in time to see the cops race by my house. I turned on the police scanner and they were tying to catch a black Camaro. HA!!! Didn’t even get close enough to me to see it was a hunter green Triumph.
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
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Cool! I ran the locals too…by the time I got home I had raced over a road called ‘seven sisters’(ups and downs in the roadway) and landed so hard on the downside of each ‘sister’, my headers were completely ruined and the engine was loud AF! Never heard or saw from them about it.
AWESOME!
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Does that second ticket say 8595mph?..that’s pretty quick man… 
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Why yes,yes it is…what will you be serving for supper this evening.I’ll be there in an hour. 
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Sat watching my youngest do some painting, I said…
“Paint Daddy a love heart”
She immediately went for the black paint…I fucking love this kid 
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They ordered him to fucking take that down???!!!
They should have paid him to build more!
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IKR so ridiculous - but as a result the hay sculptures sprang up everywhere lol
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That’s awesome!!
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Cute lil’ bugger
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