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DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you’re mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
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I’m liking you @Sprkslfly, but only on the inside, … for another 19 hours that is…
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The best souvlaki I’ve ever had was at the family run Steki Grill, Poros, in Kefalonia.
Sat metres away from the sea, and watching the sunset across the Ionian Sea.
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Hi Ho Hi Ho It’s off to work I go…
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Paingawd shared this at the other joint, and I had to share… 
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So much truth.
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The older I get, the less I’m able to do, and the more I realise I don’t know.
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I thought that you Antipodians exported them to Scotland during your winter, May - June time? 
Celts renamed them midges, officially “Culicoides impunctatus”, great name for a rugby team btw. 
Smallest visible critters that have the largest negative impact.
I chuffing hate the little feckers… 
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I didn’t get that one at first, laughed at the second look when I got it 
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This is internet gold, thanks for this! LOL
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That’s AWESOME!! Rofl
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