Now that’s damned funny.
Pre pay so i’ll have to walk back inside for that penny. Screw it Click !!
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!”
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She looks tasty to me!
Unless there’s relevant personal medical data required of course… 
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“This is why we can’t go to the zoo. You’re minding your own damned business, and some asshole with a camera comes along, captions it, posts it on the Internet.”
All you were trying to do was enjoy your snack from the snackbar… But Nooooooo… 
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Sure it can!
Failed promotional material ideas for the Wedding Singer. /rimshot
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You would have to “tip-toe round that one”…
You really “put your foot in it”…
You might end up with a “foot up your ass”…
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Ahhh, sadness. Been there I think. It may be the Waldo, FL flea market. Sad times.
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Oh god what an ass
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On my fridge now as we speak.
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