I return to the house to applause and adulation and have been hailed a hero - TBH I dont think it is unwarranted. I had to ask for a security escort to the car - I’m rich, rich I tell you.
All that for bringing a new dog home?
I might understand that ordinarily… But, A. I’ve never heard of chicken and rice breed, and B. I can’t believe there’s no air holes in that little round carrier… I’m assuming “chicken and rice” is a Dachshund variation? 
Yup it is a sausage dog
LOL, I was JUST going to ask that @woftam.
I’m genuinely surprised that this wasn’t done on the Scrubs TV show years ago just because.
I can totally see The Todd doing that.
Hello, is this the FBI?"
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left…
The phone rings at Billy Bob’s house.
“Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep.”
“Happy Birthday, Buddy”
In honor of @Fiddy joining… 
grins
MY NEW SPELL CHECKER
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
I have no tyme to look ohver my speeling or puntuinatiin but ty ? Lmao
Life after lock down is gunna be different
Favorite so far is the cat and mouse in the attic. Second is the hamster… chuckles
Any idea what was going on in 2013 to ‘inspire’ an indie short such as this? (Cute find BTW)