“Balls deep in crab”
If you started wearing bikini now here, you would have a frozen budgie
Someone had his hands in his brother’s Cookie jar
I fucking love these
The reply that was chopped from the
“When am I going to live this down”:
Ohhhh, around the 7th of NEVER!!
Hey Guy’s/Gal’s, I’m asking everyone to wish me luck! I am on my way to meet the Bank Manager, and if everything works out for me my life will drastically change… I’m talking Millions here!
I am so excited I can barely get the mask over my head!!!
Need an accomplice, er, silent partner?
Quick question. Can you get hearing aids from phone sex? Asking for a friend.