Come and have a laugh

A contender for the best birthday card I got this year.

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It really needed a motion sensor to activate built-in speakers.

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It must be Christmas: I’ve found the baby cheeses.

(Contender for dad joke of the century).

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It’s all about the size

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Fucking hell! How did you develop Donald Trump hands?

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Hehe @whthek, cheers to that.

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I was expecting the joke to turn another way : ‘I remember the exact date that my mom told me Santa isn’t real. Then I asked about all the red-faced men leaving her room’.

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I had those recently they are awesome but you know what’s better if you can find them? Laughing cow…

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I always get Laughing Cow when sick as it is a super comfort food. The big 32 packets make great trays for basing miniatures.

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George had it figured out a WHILE ago.

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Indeed: I have used clips of him during theological and circuit meetings - If you can explain your logic to George, then you might be doing what God wants.

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Were you really a priest?

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Not exactly, a Methodist Preacher and Reader in the Church of England due to combined training.

Edit: And the maddest Third Order Franciscan.

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Ah damn, I always thought you were making a joke about all of that. Interesting.

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Why would I make things up when the truth is so unbelievable?

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