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I hope you get feeling better. Chiropractors work for me.

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I have an appointment Thursday, if I can get there… Thank you good sir!

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Like the pic, but hate the source of inspiration.
Sorry to hear it bud. Hope you feel better soon.

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Hey thanks brother @Sprkslfly , finally got some muscle relaxers this afternoon! Feeling a bit better now!

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife…
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s bloomin’ well pouring with rain out there!”
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk.

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My wife just handed me the greatest one liner ever on a platter.

She popped up to the office and said “I just got blisters from the broom”

I replied “You should have taken the car instead”

Hate to sing my own praises but that was gold.

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