All Newcomers - Introduce yourselves

Hi all just introducing myself, i am uk based my names Matt I’ve been vaping for nearly 2 years now and started mixing my own juices and making my own coils around 6-8 months ago. I came across this forum on flv fans page. I didn’t know there was a uk based forum and have been hounding the good people of elr. Hopefully now I’ll be able to make some UK based vaping chums! :grin:

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Well hello there @MrMattUK , glad you stumbled across what is… In my opinion… The best forum in the world. :smirk:

I’m UK too, so is @Grubby, the other guy that occasionally helps me run this forum, oh… And @woftam, but he’s an Ozzy, so obviously a bit weird, we tolerate him though because he’s rich and pays us to be his friends.

You can pay us too if you want, but I have to warn you, our friendship is expensive :eyes::triumph:

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:joy: haha thanks for the welcome!

Always good to have rich friends :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: sadly I’m not rich so I doubt I could afford your friendship if it’s expensive :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy: I will however try to make myself useful and not ask to many stupid questions… I cant guarantee the latter tho hahahah

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I’m that case… You will be tolerated :neutral_face:
However, all is not lost, there just so happens to be a narcissistic award winning vape reviewer around these parts who is also from the UK and is very susceptible to praise and over the top arse licking, in fact… Rumour has it, that he’s the best in the worldest, even better than ‘Vic’… Who no one understands anyway, thankfully… The guy I speak about writes, because YouTube is just so ‘mainstream’… So… Suck up to him and you’ll go far around here :+1:
You’re welcome for the advice BTW :wink::+1:

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And if bang average boat advice is what you’re after… Look no further than @Pennywise :+1:

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Thanks for the welcome @Steampugs and @Pennywise :+1::grin:

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More than welcome brother :+1:, where in the UK are you from?

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Welcome aboard @MrMattUK

What you have to remember with @Steampugs is if you have £3 you are considered rich and if you pay him 50p he will be your friend (if only for an hour) but that is just how award-winning reviewers roll. Everything is relative :smiley: :smiley:

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You know… When you see it there in writing, it makes me realise that I really do need to up my prices… :thinking:

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I think I may have scared him off :man_shrugging:
Actually… I like 400 members, it’s a nice round number, maybe we should do this with all new members from now on :thinking:
A ‘run the gauntlet’ of abuse and oddness, and then if they survive… We’ll consider them worthy… Whaddya think?..

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You’re going to stop me from welcoming people aren’t you :pensive:

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Lmao I dunno mate it is kinda nice to have Lurch from the Addams family as a door man

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Surely you mean Pugsley :roll_eyes:

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Hmm yes i should have thought about that more

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When I was a kid, I was a horror who always wore striped t shirts, I had a liking for anything deemed as ‘wrong’
Try to hide your surprise… Now you know where it comes from :roll_eyes::rofl:

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Na that tracks :grin: :grin:

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I’m in Kent, near bluewater.

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Well in that case @woftam I guess o can afford his friendship for an hour or 2 at least!! :joy::joy:

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Damn it is 4 am and reading that without glasses gave me a totally different result. Welcome mate bit of a weird induction to a forum I know but we do try to have some fun :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nothing like a bit of banter to make someone feel welcome :grin: it’ll take more than that to scare me off, was just bathing the kids and getting them ready for bed… it’s been a long day :thinking:

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